Sun
Sep
27
![[Why Chronos looks best in a push-up braOr why the Mad Hatter fetishizes spoonsOr why Michael Copeland’s house has a copper roofOr why Joseph Goebbels liked to wear red heelsOr why sea horses live inside glass cavesOr why wiffle balls relish their T-ballOr why Bill Cosby wears a red toupeeOr why Kool & the Gang swore off nachosOr why athlete’s foot persists after deathOr why one mirror can’t be recursiveOr why Austria has banned ham omelettesOr why cellophane raced Olympic luge]The world is bored and encourages biz-zarre behaviour to elicit giggles.
(rules for the above:
title=12 lines of ‘why…’, each 10 syllables
body=couplet, 10 syllable lines
(via cerebralmuseum)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqi26yianp1qzcab6o1_500.jpg)
[Why Chronos looks best in a push-up bra
Or why the Mad Hatter fetishizes spoons
Or why Michael Copeland’s house has a copper roof
Or why Joseph Goebbels liked to wear red heels
Or why sea horses live inside glass caves
Or why wiffle balls relish their T-ball
Or why Bill Cosby wears a red toupee
Or why Kool & the Gang swore off nachos
Or why athlete’s foot persists after death
Or why one mirror can’t be recursive
Or why Austria has banned ham omelettes
Or why cellophane raced Olympic luge]
The world is bored and encourages biz-
zarre behaviour to elicit giggles.
(rules for the above:
title=12 lines of ‘why…’, each 10 syllables
body=couplet, 10 syllable lines
(via cerebralmuseum)
